Searching For Irony

Searching for irony,
What a pastime.
It's not like I don't have
Anything better to do.

Jealously guarding
All my secrets.
Hiding within me I have
One or two.

(Chorus)
Caught up in memories.
Then is forever.
Now is gone.
Tomorrow is never.

(Repeat chorus)

Sometimes it feels like
Life is a good thing.
Sometimes it feels like
It's not.

Sometimes it feels like
I have everything.
Sometimes I don't even
Know what I've got.

(Repeat chorus)
(Instrumental solos)

Oh, but now that I'm feeling much better
I have a costume that I want to wear.
It glitters and glows as I dance in my high heels
A mask and a dress and some nice underwear.

(Repeat chorus to end)

I wrote this song circa 2000 and performed and recorded it with friends. Not sure where that recording is anymore...